YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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