I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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