ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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