She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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