Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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