Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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