i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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