Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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