have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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