Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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