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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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