my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We were destined to go to rehab together
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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