btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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