you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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