So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize