I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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