You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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