I want you more than these girls want KFC
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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