so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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