My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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