I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am midnight drunk by noon
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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