I am puke
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Found your dick twin last night
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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