i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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