I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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