Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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