I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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