If i come over, it means nothing
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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