god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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