I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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