Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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