I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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