I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
you never un-have a 4some
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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