God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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