i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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