I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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