blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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