carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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