Are we in a gay sports bar?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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