if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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