yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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