he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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