she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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