I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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