I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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