my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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