I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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