She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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