It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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