Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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