the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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